the monkey

Makes me wonder- possibly Kate/Jane/Emma/Who-Cares-About-the-Broad's-Name-Anyway would have done a lot more than just scream... Possibly she'd have dropped dead with fright the very first instance she laid eyes on old PingPon- sorry, King Kong. Stands to reason...

Briggs got it just right :) Irreverent, pointless and occasionally entertaining.

And randomly, women frequent the shoot-em-up, knock-em-down (or the other way around) bars in China more than the men. And they tend to be "those working in karaoke bars and massage parlors." (I suppose the stress at a massage parlour drives you to smash dishes and pummel young men at restaurants quite regularly.) I do remember the pillow shaped like a woman's lap that Japan came out with a few years back. There must be some connection. There's just got to be...

P.S. The sound system is shot. The music is gone. The monkey's lost the groove, left the swing. HELP!!!