the monkey

LUMS needs a "Newsletter." So far what we've got, i.e. the monkey, is a start but it's not anywhere close to fulfilling its potential. There's a lot of room for this to grow, and eventually be worth the ten bucks it costs! ;) Read on to find out how you can get involved.

There's plenty of stuff a newsletter should include, especially if it's every two weeks - and for that the monkey needs YOU!

We need regular write-ups on:

Anything to do with LUMS, upcoming events etc.
Anything to do with Lahore/Pakistan that would be relevant to the students here.
The strange things going on in the world.
The strange faculty going on (and on and on) at LUMS.
Anecdotes about students/instructors at LUMS (with their permission).
Generally anything wacky, off-beat.
Poems, short (short) stories.
Surveys, interviews, opinion pieces.
Controversies, debates, the inside scoop.

Possible payment for articles negotiable!
(Pleast note: We at the monkey do not endorse corporate capitalism DIE MCDONALDS DIE such as payment for articles, but if we did it would be negotiable.)

There are several positions open on the monkey team.
Reporters
Journalists
Co editors
Assistant editors (difference between this and co-editor? no idea...)
Cartoonists
Advisors
Consultants
Publicity reps
Spokespersons
Designer
Managers
Womanagers
Secretaries
Accountants
Cooks
Tailors
Waitresses......hang on a minute - I think I may have overdone this a bit. Lemme think...
Yeah okay...we don't need the accountant.

Write to monkeypress@gmail.com to apply for whatever position you think your face would be most suited to. If you can actually do the job that's even better. We will take your interview, your time, your bananas and anything else we can snatch off you while you're looking at the totally cool monkey logo below (which was also snatched off some site on the internet muahaha)