the monkey

Hah! Turns out the monkey has played no small part in helping Einstein form his theory of General Relativity. Shooting the monkey is much like the Weight of an African Swallow theory to be found here, although possibly it makes a bit less sense on the whole. But heck, those brave and stupid monkeys gave their lives to further the cause of General Relativity and his second-in-command, General Motors. There was also a Major Payne and a Corporal Punishment but some riotous proto-apes mooned and farted at them till they died of assfixation. In any case, this post is solely to honour the lives of those long-tailed chitterers, and recognise the debt Einstein owes to them. *Salute*