Wednesday, August 09, 2006
"Scheduled outage at 4:00pm PDT" says blog
Sounds a bit like people protesting outside offices... "Scheduled outrage at 4:00pm takes PDT building by storm."
Anyway - I believe the monkey can now get drunk on narcissism. Brilliant! (Plus it's a great excuse to use when caught picking your nose or flinging poopie at people: "What? I planned and succesfully executed in cold blood a devious scheme to drown your girlfriend in poopie and make it look like an accident? Well of course I was drunk you hair-brained fairy, why do you think I got caught?" =)
Bottoms up peepholes!
[Additionally: the ancient art of the drunk monkey, very sniggerable]
Anyway - I believe the monkey can now get drunk on narcissism. Brilliant! (Plus it's a great excuse to use when caught picking your nose or flinging poopie at people: "What? I planned and succesfully executed in cold blood a devious scheme to drown your girlfriend in poopie and make it look like an accident? Well of course I was drunk you hair-brained fairy, why do you think I got caught?" =)
Bottoms up peepholes!
[Additionally: the ancient art of the drunk monkey, very sniggerable]
